Wednesday 9 September 2015

Top Celebrity Wardrobe Malfunction

Let’s be honest . . .almost every woman goes through a wardrobe malfunction at some point in their lives.
It can be small like wearing your shirt on the wrong side. It can be big like your undergarment exposed underneath a see-through dress but we don't have to suffer the whole world seeing it as these celebrities do.
We are going to be counting down the top 15 celebrity malfunctions: nip-slips, side-boobs,camel-toes and most memorable wardrobe mishaps.

1) Lindsay Lohan; is anyone surprised she made this list, let's think of it again, is there a list that has the word 'malfunction' and Lindsay wont be there. At least her hair covered her nipple. Lindsay again again, im starting to think her actions are deliberate.


2) Actress Sun Feifei: This is a first but i actually feel bad for the Asian actress. What made me laugh is the reaction of the other actress in the picture below... i dare you to look at their facial reactions and not laugh too

3) Adrienne Bailon: hmm! is all i can say because i really like Adrienne and felt terrible for putting her on this list but hey! This is just disturbing, i don't know if to say the whole outfit is a malfunction in itself because i really and innocently don't know what to make of what she is supposed to be wearing. it's just tacky, that been said, I still love you Adrienne. (going commando isn't all that commando i guess)

4) I don't know her name and im glad but dare i say i need to know who styled this mess, she even looks uncomfortable. Tah! Girl, you need to fire who put this outfit together, get a new stylist and puhleasss visit a victoria's secret store while you are at it (i don't understand what's going on underneath the fabric).

5) Elizabeth Banks: don't you hate it when your favourite dress or skirt of jeans betrays you after getting all dressed up? Now imagine that infront of a bizilion cameras flashing in your direction and you have no idea what's going on. Elizabeth, my heart's with you. *smh*

6) Kimora Lee Simone: this shrewd business mogul apparently had no idea of the emergency board meeting her nipple was having but i can't help to think Djimon Hounsou was invited and Kimora wasn't.

7) Geri Halliwell: this former spice girl is known to never shy away from attention, just that this time, it was at a children's event. Couldn't you have left your tacky behind at home, im sure those kids are scarred for life needing therapy.

8) Lady Gaga: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta aka Lady Gaga, that's all.

9) Izabel Goulart: she was still on her model behaviour and had no idea what she was selling this time.

10) Janet Jackson: who can forget this night when Janet was performing on stage with Justin Timberlake, well not us. This right here was epic then and it's still now.

11) Micaela Schaefer: who is she? same question we asked until we saw this picture, she definitely stole the show at the Men In Black III Premiere in Berlin. This German model needs to be put on one of those ratched reality shows. Yo Bravo/Ryan Seacrest waddup.

12) Miranda Kerr: supermodel Mirranda super-oh-no! She pulled it off like the pro she is though.

13) Nicki Minaj: ever wondered why most of Nicki's malfunctions are nipple slips and mostly on stage, i think its a sign. God is trying to tell her something, something in the line of; 'PUT SOME CLOTHES ON child'


14) Sofia Vergara: stylish Latino with the bombshell curves clearly has way too much curves for that dress, but luckily for her, it was fixed in time (but not before we got the pictures tho).

15) Elizabeth Olsen: the older sister of Mary-kate and Ashley Olsen had what ISL (International School of Lagos) female students call 'ashewo breeze' blow up her dress revealing her nude panties.


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