Guilty Pleasures

Guilty Pleasures according to Urbandictionary.com is something one enjoys and considers pleasurable despite feeling guilt for enjoying it. So without further ado, *drumroll please* here's MY top10 in no particular order but bear in mind dark chocolate is my number1.

Dark Chocolate 

 this is the ultimate guilty pleasure of all time, I LUHRVEFH dark chocolate, with all the sexual innuendos intended. Dark chocolate are the best, the way they melt on the tongue and on the skin for all the right reasons and drip, this is the only time I feel like I’m in HEAVEN when I lick my fingers after I’m done with the chocolate.

Kardashian/Jenner clan 

I KNOW!!!!!! Everyone hates keeping up with the Kardashians but hey, at least they dress really well and as much as I don’t like admitting it, I really like watching Keeping up with the Kardashians… There! I said it. Not for their over-the-top dramatic lives but just their style and fashion sense.

A Couch, a Blanket + a Boyfriend - do the maths, this is just my favourite time, doing nothing, laying on the couch with le boo making me laugh and being all sexy, sharing one blanket… The rest is subtraction.

Youtube - I just love going through youtube, watching random videos, weird stuff, my favourite past-time, I remember I watched a lesbian porn once and honestly I really don’t want to admit this but I enjoyed watching it… Embarrassing enough, this is the first and last time I’m admitting this.

Real housewives 

I don’t know if it is me or I just like to watch someone’s life that’s worse than mine, let’s face it, is it Real Housewives of BH, NJ, NY, Atlanta, Miami, name it, all their lives are a train wreck happening in front of my screen and I may as well enjoy it with a glass of wine.

Playing Dress up - ok…tell me one thing, which girl doesn’t like playing dress-up? Well, I’m no different, I play dress up under the pretense of ‘cleaning my room’ and jam to really loud music, singing in front of my mirror, I don’t have a good singing voice so you can imagine my brothers’ horror when I start this guilty pleasure of mine, but hey! A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. (I really don’t think this is the context in which that phrase is supposed to be used, but hey.)

Taking really REALLY long baths 

LOVE! The way my skin feels really soft n smooth, just the feeling, the feeling of being really clean, u wouldn’t want to put your feet on the ground. Need I say more.

Creeping through Instagram 

YES! My name is Natasha Yamala and I loves me some insta-action. Don’t get me wrong, I just love stalking fashionable people’s pages and my friends’, I can’t help that I have awesome friends… or I remember an ex and I check him up on instagram, my mood instantly ‘your life would have been a lot more better if I were still in it. Hmmm hmm.’

Walking around the house naked - when nobody and I mean NOBODY is home, I like to walk around the house totally and completely NAKED! Let it all hang out, FREEDOM! Ha!

Listening to really intense love/sex music 

I love listening to intense love/sex music, I never admit it and it sounds weird but I just tell people I like rap music more and like to act tough at times (but hey, I’m a really tough girl, beneath all the curly hair n lipstick I’m a real tough girl, just saying).

So there you have it, a list of my most embarrassing guilty pleasures, don’t be shy, what are yours?

Drop a comment telling me yours and I’ll read all of it, I won’t tell, I promise.