5 Crazy Things Women Do To Their Feet So They Could Wear High Heels

 Okay, what inspired this post? I was on my way to work and i saw this 'chic' struggling with her heels 'trekking' on the main-road (this our road that can spoil flat sandals not to talk of heels) i was going to take her picture but been as nice as i am, i didn't, i let my friend do it. Anyway, i started researching the crazy things women do to their feet just so they could continue to wear high-heels. Which brings us to
THE FIVE CRAZY THINGS WOMEN DO TO THEIR FEET SO THEY COULD WEAR HEELS
1. Getting a "stiletto lift."

This is when you shoot botox into the balls of your feet. This is important because the more you wear heels, the more you wear down fat and collagen, and so eventually, you have nothing protecting your skin from your bones. This way, you can continue to wear your Christian Louboutins, and you (probably) won't break all your bones and your bones probably won't slice open your skin.
My View: is this absolutely necessary? and we (women) wonder why men call us vain.

2. Getting fat sucked out of your toes. You know, to cure toe obesity, aka toebesity.
Toebesity is a thing that now exists, and we must raise awareness! Does anyone know what the ribbon color for toebesity is? I want to help educate people about the real issue of toebesity. #ToebesityToeMore
My View: did you guys sense the sarcasm in the tone above? 'toebesity' really people? i just died right now.

3. Getting "loub jobs."
Named after Christian Louboutin's signature sky-high heels, this involves injecting collagen into the toe pads, heels, and balls of the feet so that you can feel like you're walking on air, even when you're walking on your own toe bones. Comfy!
My View: yes! very very comfortable. It's just a needle injecting collagen into not just one but three places on your feet. No biggie. One more thing, is it me or did the title 'loub job' sound sexual? *eyes rolling*

4. Getting "stiletto surgery."
This basically means cutting off or shortening your toes. Like, you know, just getting rid of a toe... just 'cause. That's some Game of Thrones shit right there. Or, like, something they would do in The Hunger Games Capital. Effie can't fit into her new size 4, 8-inch stilettos? Fuck it, cut off her big toe and shove those suckers in! Fashion!
My View: i don't think i should explain any more, i couldn't resist writing that one.

5. Getting a "Cinderella job."

Where the doctor alters your foot to the shoe. Why buy shoes that fit when you can wear any shoes? You know, after major surgery.
My View: need i say more

So there you have it, top five not just crazy but utterly stupid things women do to their feet just for the sake of fabulous shoes. Vain much?
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